The government responded to the #dontdisconnectus petition: http://bit.ly/b6Tazm

Anybody got a small, cheap, economical, low mileage car for sale? #Chancewouldbeafinething

When Katie said did I want to get Leo a #Bumbo I thought she meant that flying elephant..

Feeling pretty tired today thanks to #childrenofdivorcethatjustmovedinnextdoorwithgranny waking us up at 02:00am #arse